Roast Speech
There is an art to a good roast speech, and we have perfected it! It is slow, turns well and keeps the juices flowing. It is just the right temperature, light hearted and never over the top. Its flavors are full of fun but emanate respect and fondness. Whatever you particular occasion or subject, your roast speech can be really enjoyed by your friends, family or colleagues. It's difficult to roast someone we don't know too well, but there are elements to a roast that tease and allow for some gentle fun.
It's lovely to be at an occasion where such light hearted fun, can actually be the higher form of flattery and really allow us to understand that all seriousness aside we are all in fact undeniably human and therein lies the real juice of a roast, well turned. Whoever you are roasting our speeches will give you plenty of material and you are free to add as much or as little as you want to liven your roast up.
A. M. Venter, Hartbeespoort (South Africa) said, "They were perfect, just what I needed! Thank you!"
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Birthday Roast to Male Teacher
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Birthday Roast to Man
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Graduation Roast by Family Member
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Job Promotion Roast
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Marines’ Re-Union Roast
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Navy Re-Union Roast
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Retirement Roast to Boss
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Retirement Roast to Retiree
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Wedding Anniversary Roast
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Wedding Roast
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What Our Customers Say
My daughters took parts of the speeches and adapted them for their Grandma. They were great. Wouldn’t have been able to do it as well if I hadn’t accessed your website. If I have any more speeches to give will certainly head off to your site first. They received a few laughs as well as a few teary eyes. They also felt comfortable giving the speech, well actually they looked and sounded fine but initially very nervous!
Samantha
Just a little note to say the speech i said to my mum and dad at their golden wedding anniversary party went very well. Thank you for making a very hard job look and sound good. I will be using you again.
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Delivery
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